Dear People who are for keeping marijuana, mushrooms, peyote, and any other unrefined, unadulterated all-natural substance illegal,

I pray you never have access to them from now and for ever more.

I pray you never have access to any “mind altering substance” (as some of you love to say) in any way, shape, or form, from now and for ever more.

I pray you never have access to any of the chemicals found in them, any of the other drugs you vilify, and anything else that remotely resembles them—NOT ONE MOLECULE—from now and for ever more.

In the Name of Jesus!

Amen.