Faire Issee, head spokesperson for the HTTC, blistered, “Jesus of Nazareth is sending the wrong message to our children! Jesus is sending the message that ‘adultery is OK,’ and that ‘women caught in the act of adultery should not be stoned to death!’ That breaking with the law and traditions of our elders is acceptable.
“With mad-men like Jesus running around, men who show no respect for the Law of Moses, our society is doomed! We must hold back the evil that men like Jesus are spreading on our youth!
“Recently, you may have heard how some of our members, perfectly innocently, asked this ‘Jesus’ what he thought about the Law, should we honor it or should we break it?
“What does he do? This carpenter’s son, who did not go to Law School and practices medicine without a license, he casts shame on the most prominent and important men of our day! What kind of message does this send the children? I’ll tell you, it sends the wrong message! Jesus, the Law Breaker, is a dangerous man!
“The next thing you know he’ll be turning water in to wine and partying! Further dooming the productivity of our society! Crucify Jesus the lawbreaking EVILDOER!!!”