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What message did God send humanity by making plants people use to get high?

Submitted by Thinking CAP on Thu, Dec 8, 2011 - 10:32 pm
Get high
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Don’t get high, I just made these plants to test you, and I put others in charge of inventing laws to punish you for eating them
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Beat, rob, kidnap, imprison, shame, burn at the stake, or kill people who get high
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Beat, rob, kidnap, imprison, shame, burn at the stake, or kill people who pretend to get high
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Smash down the doors of people who may be getting high! SEND A MESSAGE!
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Smash down their doors anyway, it doesn’t matter if you got the address wrong! SEND A MESSAGE!
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Blaspheme me, God, for making plants that people can use to alleviate pain
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Blaspheme me, God, for making plants that people can use to get high
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Blaspheme me, God, for giving people the desire to get high
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Blaspheme me, God, for making plants that people can use to explore their thoughts and inner sanctum
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